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If you have twins and they’re girls, call them Kate and Duplicate.

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* He even changed his name to Hilton so it would match the name on the towels.

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My grandfather is great. I call him my great grandfather.

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I call my wife “Daily”; otherwise she would get suspicious.

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* I’m sure we met; I can’t remember your face but I never forget a dress.

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My brother changed his name to “Exit” because he likes to see his name in lights.

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* I don’t worry about talking in my sleep. My wife and my girlfriend have the same name.

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When a girl calls you by your first name, she’s out for your last.

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You can call a woman a kitten but not a cat, a mouse but not a rat, a chicken but not a hen, a duck but not a goose, a vision but not a sight.

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