One-Liners
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Laughter
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there. ~ Martin Luther
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Learning
Personally, I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. ~ Winston Churchill
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Leg
What a figure she has! I’ve seen better legs on a kitchen table.
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How come the girl with the best looking legs always sees the mouse first?
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Life / Living
* Living in the past has one thing in its favor: it’s cheaper.
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Life must be worth living. The cost has doubled and we still hang on.
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He was fond of high living, so he slept on the roof.
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* Anyone who is calm these days probably doesn’t feel well.
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* We should live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.
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* Twenty years from now you’ll be calling these the good times.
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* Making a living today isn’t nearly as hard as living on the living we are making.
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* Life is so uncertain these days that the only thing you can really count on for sure are your fingers.
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* Everybody wants to live longer but nobody wants to grow old.
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* They say people are living longer now. They have to – who can afford to die?
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* Most of us spend a lifetime going to bed when we’re not sleepy and getting up when we are.
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* What a life! School kids add, rabbits multiply, marriages divide and our days are numbered.
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* The least understood art is the art of living.
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Love
Sometimes it is better to have loved and lost than to have to do homework for three children.
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Do couples matched by computers have to promise not to fold, staple, or punch each other?
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Everybody has somebody but all I have is you!
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The only cure for love is marriage.
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First she turned my head with her charm and then she turned my stomach with her cooking.
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When I take my girl to the movies we always hold hands. She holds hers and I hold mine.
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My boyfriend just gave me a ring – it holds 20 keys.
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Just because a fellow says he’ll call you up is no sign that he’ll give you a ring.
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She is a loving person. She wants to love everybody… one person at a time.
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